The holidays are almost here, so...

[OldAirmail]

Christmas Tree

It was a very stressful Christmas Eve for Santa. Four of his elves were sick, and the trainees couldn't do the work right. Then Mrs. Claus says that her mother is coming for a visit, stressing Santa even more.

He then checks on his reindeer. Three are about to give birth, and two runs off to who knows where. Santa then decides to get coffee and whiskey. The elves had hit the liquorboard already and emptied it.


Then the doorbell rings, and Santa cusses on the way to the door. There's this cute little angel carrying a big Christmas tree.

She asks, "Hey fat man, where would you like me to put this tree?"


And that is the story of how the little angel got to be on top of the Christmas tree.

[H]

The celebrity star we were having visit you has just cancelled -- please don't tell us you're playing Santa Claus this year, too...

[OldAirmail]

I think that a Christmas tree would be appropriate for most "celebrity stars". Start sending them over.