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Lots of words

PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:29 pm
by OldAirmail
Time to groan.


To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes . . . take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar . .. . got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A.

A dentist and a manicurist married. . . . They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a . . . dead giveaway.

A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . . resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it’s two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.

Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . exposed in the end.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair . . . she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture: . . . a jab well done.

Re: Lots of words

PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:10 pm
by Steve M
:lol: Nice! Those are few I haven't seen yet. 8-)

Re: Lots of words

PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:32 am
by Dieselpunk
:lol: lol :lol: