Time to groan.
To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes . . . take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar . .. . got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A.
A dentist and a manicurist married. . . . They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . . resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it’s two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.
Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair . . . she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture: . . . a jab well done.
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Nice! Those are few I haven't seen yet. 
