Biology Test

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Biology Test

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:20 am

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.
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Re: Biology Test

Postby H » Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:58 am

About all I can say here, even if I shouldn't, is that he got a good grade for getting abreast of the situation...


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Re: Biology Test

Postby expat » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:21 am

And it helps the environment, said attractive containers are reusable............. :lol:

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Re: Biology Test

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:32 am

There is one problem with the nature of the product.

The amount of available "free" cash decreases as the number of times that the product requires refilling increases.

In fact, many men have found that the amount of "free" money DRASTICLY decreases after only one fill up. :lol:
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