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At the dentist

PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:16 am
by ozzy72
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot of Novocain.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.."I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on, suffocates me!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill."No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."

Re: At the dentist

PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:24 am
by CrashII
Goes to dentist
Gets Viagra
Takes off trousers and underwear
Gets arrested...

Re: At the dentist

PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:15 pm
by Fozzer
CrashII wrote:Goes to dentist
Gets Viagra
Takes off trousers and underwear
Gets arrested...


During interrogation you get your teeth pulled out for free.... ;) ...!

Paul.... :whistle: ...!

Re: At the dentist

PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:19 pm
by CrashII
But by then the Viagra will have lost it's magic Paul. Which reminds me of a great prank we once pulled on a co-worker involving 2 viagras and a cup of coffee. But, family forum... I'll tell it on 'the other one'.

Re: At the dentist

PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:04 pm
by Ang2dogs
But one question, :? :think: :twisted: IS It Safe????

Re: At the dentist

PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:27 am
by Bass
Ang2dogs wrote:But one question, :? :think: :twisted: IS It Safe????


For you, or the dentist :? :lol: