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Gun Control. It has already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods Store. There was a bit of confusion at their store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD!

Be careful out there.

Alzheimer's.

You don't think that you look that bad because the mind of many people with Alzheimer's go back to their younger years.

OldAirmail wrote:Alzheimer's.

You don't think that you look that bad because the mind of many people with Alzheimer's go back to their younger years.

Take care OAM, or you might hear a RR Merlin and see some 50cal on your 6

Naaa, he's forgotten about it by now.

This is a really, really good one. Original, maybe?

Yes, I just made it up on the fly.

Just kidding.

OldAirmail wrote:Yes, I just made it up on the fly.

Unless you're much, much smaller than I've thought, I don't expect there's much left of the fly (nor much right, either)

"....I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided..."

Now who would get excited over a little thing like that?

Are we talking about the same.......... or another little thing

Ozzy, you have given us so much to laugh about over so little.

Maybe we should nickname him "Pee Wee"?