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The secret to a long life

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:48 pm
by Steve M
A tough, old, Texas cowboy counseled his granddaughter, one day, that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her... oatmeal every morning.

The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.

She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 47 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Re: The secret to a long life

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:43 pm
by MASABI TROOPER
Hehe..................what a bomb after all those jears............ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The secret to a long life

PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:01 pm
by OldAirmail
Love it! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Re: The secret to a long life

PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:09 am
by H
Some really go out with a bang...


8)

Re: The secret to a long life

PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 4:56 pm
by Hawkeye07
I met her when she was much younger. Talk about beauty!? She was dynamite!