What kills you...

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What kills you...

Postby OldAirmail » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:06 pm

For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you
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Re: What kills you...

Postby Webb » Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:11 pm

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Or just putting up with all of the stupid taxes, fines, confiscations, rules, regulations and laws that are determined to make sure life isn't worth living.

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Re: What kills you...

Postby Jetranger » Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:40 pm

NO - Understando' !!
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