Greens Humor
Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:29 amA reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular; your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"
Mickelson responded, "The holes are numbered."
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While escorted down the aisle, the bride could see the groom standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. Reaching the altar, she inquired, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
Looking her straight in the eye, the groom replied, "Well, this isn't going to take all day, is it?"
Mickelson responded, "The holes are numbered."
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While escorted down the aisle, the bride could see the groom standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. Reaching the altar, she inquired, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
Looking her straight in the eye, the groom replied, "Well, this isn't going to take all day, is it?"
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