Greens Humor

[H]

A reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular; your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

Mickelson responded, "The holes are numbered."
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While escorted down the aisle, the bride could see the groom standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. Reaching the altar, she inquired, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

Looking her straight in the eye, the groom replied, "Well, this isn't going to take all day, is it?"

[Fozzer]

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Webb will appreciate this... ...!

I believe he is heavily involved in wandering around the countryside, encouraging little balls to drop down into numbered holes, with the aid of a stick... ...!

Paul.... ... ...!

...sorry Webb!... ...!

[Webb]

The holes are numbered and they give you maps.