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immediately after i get out of the shower i put on my socks as fast as i can.....so if there's an earthquake, and they find the old bod in the wreckage.....i'll at least have my socks on

...and don't forget to don a clean pair of underpants before the earthquake strikes...

Very important!... ...

Paul.... ..!

ahh darn ya fozzer, ya missed the humor....i guess i just have a weird sense of it

yancovitch wrote:ahh darn ya fozzer, ya missed the humor....i guess i just have a weird sense of it

Never fear, Yan...

Your sense of humour is exactly the same as mine...its what keeps us in good health!

Paul....with two you's in Humour!... ...!

I always wear my socks to important events. Nothing else really matters..

now that's more like it
and yer right fozzer it must be a miserable thing to have to go through life without a sense of humor

My dear old Mum always used to tell me, as a Teenager, to always to make sure that I am wearing a clean pair of underpants, just in case I ever get involved in an accident.

Wise words from Mums!... ...!

Wearing a clean pair of socks prior to an earthquake is of equal importance.....(especially if you live in Southern California)...

...apparently... ...!

Paul.... ...!

Clean drawers are all fine and good in an accident, Foz, but should said victim become deceased due to said accident, well, defacation will occur upon expiration of life functions. Bye bye clean undies!

Bud Greene wrote:Clean drawers are all fine and good in an accident, Foz, but should said victim become deceased due to said accident, well, defacation will occur upon expiration of life functions. Bye bye clean undies!

Excellent advice!... ...!

Always make sure that I go for a defacation Poo before getting involved in a deadly accident... ...!

I will definitely remember that good recommendation!

Poo first..expire later... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

That's what I like about simming. If you need to poo(defecate) you can just hit the P (for poo) button. I don't know what the long haul pilots do IRL now that they lock the door for the duration.

logjam wrote:That's what I like about simming. If you need to poo(defecate) you can just hit the P (for poo) button. I don't know what the long haul pilots do IRL now that they lock the door for the duration.

Hmm. "P" for "poo". I thought it was "P" for "paitiently waiting for my cpu to catch up with the game".
Not knockin' your user name, but a post about poop coming from a SimVer with the handle "logjam" is kind of ironic!
Not to mention contradictory. logjam would indicate a lack of forthcoming poo.

Bud Greene wrote:

logjam wrote:That's what I like about simming. If you need to poo(defecate) you can just hit the P (for poo) button. I don't know what the long haul pilots do IRL now that they lock the door for the duration.

Hmm. "P" for "poo". I thought it was "P" for "paitiently waiting for my cpu to catch up with the game".
Not knockin' your user name, but a post about poop coming from a SimVer with the handle "logjam" is kind of ironic!
Not to mention contradictory. logjam would indicate a lack of forthcoming poo.

... ... ... ...!

Logjam = Acute Constipation.... ...!

Paul... ...!

Harrr de Harrr

After the aforesaid accident....Look Ma No Jam!!!!!


Humour - My spell checker must be on the fritz. It's telling me that humour is spelled wrong. That certainly put a grey cast to my day! Or is it gray?

Mah spell checker says it's Yuma and you can travel the USA on a ... now wait for it . . . a Greyhound 'bus. Harr harrr harr.