When they moved back home to Cork, they went to an Insurance agency to find out how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and told the couple, "39.00 Euro."
The husband, shocked, asked, "Why is it so cheap here in Ireland? The cheapest quote was ￡2000.00 in England!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen:
*Any wooden structure with a sprinkler system over it is 39.00 Euro.*"
A matter of perspective: the Irish let you have your leg to stand on; the English have you feeling it's too expensive to use.
