An unusual diet
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:59 amI woman who was intent on loosing some weight went to her doctor.
“Doctor, I’ve tried every weight loss diet there is and just can’t loose any weight. Is there ANYTHING you can do for me? At this point I’ll even try surgery!”
“Ms Maximus, surgery is a last resort. There is, however, one last thing that you can try. But let me warn you, it is a little unusual.”
“Doctor, I’ll try anything.”
“Ms Maximus, instead of eating your food you must put it up your rectum. You’ll absorb enough nutrients to stay health, but you WILL loose weight.”
She agreed to try this unusual diet and was told to come back in 4 weeks.
The doctor was in the waiting room talking to his receptionist when she came back 4 weeks later. But she was twitching, jumping up and down, jumping from one foot to another, and then back to jumping up and down again.
“MY GOD WOMAN! WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU!!!
“Nothing, I’m just chewing gum.
“Doctor, I’ve tried every weight loss diet there is and just can’t loose any weight. Is there ANYTHING you can do for me? At this point I’ll even try surgery!”
“Ms Maximus, surgery is a last resort. There is, however, one last thing that you can try. But let me warn you, it is a little unusual.”
“Doctor, I’ll try anything.”
“Ms Maximus, instead of eating your food you must put it up your rectum. You’ll absorb enough nutrients to stay health, but you WILL loose weight.”
She agreed to try this unusual diet and was told to come back in 4 weeks.
The doctor was in the waiting room talking to his receptionist when she came back 4 weeks later. But she was twitching, jumping up and down, jumping from one foot to another, and then back to jumping up and down again.
“MY GOD WOMAN! WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU!!!
“Nothing, I’m just chewing gum.