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[expat]

747 Capitan to Co-pilot, "Man, you can smell how nervous he is"

Matt

[Souichiro]

Cessna pilot to tower...

"Tower, cleared to give this sob a brake-test"

[cspyro21]

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear"

[NDSP]

747 Captain: "When did that Cessna get infront of us?"

Cessna Pilot: "You owe me 10 Bucks Man that was AWESOME, told u I could pass him."

Nick 8-)

[NDSP]

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LOL - "Give me your sweet money!"



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[expat]

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You really think your dad is bigger than my dad  >:(

Matt

[beaky]

747 Captain to Co-Pilot:

Capt.:       Hey Bob, didn't we scrap one of them off the windshield last week?

Co-Pilot:    No, I think it was a Piper

I'll bet you a buck that has actually been said... LOL!

Reminds me of my early days taxiing amongst bizjets in an old 150 at KTEB... they seemed as big as 747s at the time.

[BourneID]

can you hear the theme song from jaws playing in the distance?

[daz1]

"The male is slighty larger than the female, and so mating becomes quite a dangerous event"

[DONTREADMYUSERNAME]

Cessna Instructor to Newbie: FASTER, don't want anymore of those goddamn snakes on my plane

[Mike..]

Cessna instucter to student--- "Blimmey!!!! thats a real beut!! Just look at those colors!!! Whateva ya do mate, don't look directly at them. They can smell fear a mile away!!! Best pull off and let this sheila make her way by!!!!"

Mike

[fighter25]

Tower to 747: "You are clear for take-off"
Tower to Cessna:"All right you have 15 seconds to get off the run way or you are going to be a hood ornament."

[gilly_is_alive]

Cessna to 747:

"Get your f**king jumbo jet off of my airport!"

[NDSP]

Cessna Pilot: "I don't care how big that rig is, your in my neighborhood now"

747 Captain: "Do you here something?"