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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby terbert » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:23 pm

;D ;D ;)

Right , an explanation !!!

I think the termanology may not be quite correct here.

As we have Woodpecker cider in England, and we walk into a bar and say 'Can I have a woodpecker, please'
I would think this joke should be more to the line of ......A woodpecker walks..............'Can I have a bartender please, or 'Do you have a bartender. ;) ;)

Have to say Woodlouse, even for my depraved sense of humour, this is one crappy joke ;D ;D

Thanks for the PM regarding you know what!!!

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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:27 pm

;D ;D ;)

Right , an explanation !!!

I think the termanology may not be quite correct here.

As we have Woodpecker cider in England, and we walk into a bar and say 'Can I have a woodpecker, please'
I would think this joke should be more to the line of ......A woodpecker walks..............'Can I have a bartender please, or 'Do you have a bartender. ;) ;)

Have to say Woodlouse, even for my depraved sense of humour, this is one crappy joke ;D ;D

Thanks for the PM regarding you know what!!!

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I'm sending you a PM. You don't get the joke.
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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:34 pm

Oh good grief, even they don't know! ::) ;D
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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby BFMF » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:42 pm

Speaking of mars has anyone else seen that new commercial where the Mars lander gets field stripped and put on cinder blocks by martians?


Is that the one with the NASA guy drinking diet pepsi while that was happening? ;D
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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:55 pm

Is that the one with the NASA guy drinking diet pepsi while that was happening? ;D

Yup. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard at a pop commercial. He looks away for one minute, and its gone......
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Thats probably what happened to the other one and they are too embarassed to say so.  ;)
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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby BFMF » Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:22 pm

[quote]Thats probably what happened to the other one and they are too embarassed to say so.
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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:21 pm

Oh good grief, even they don't know! ::) ;D

I know. Its a tricky joke to get. It took my sister three days to get it. There is a hidden meaning there my american fiend. I thought it would appeal to your superior sense of humour.
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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:29 pm

I haven't even read it yet, let me go find it...
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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby terbert » Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:58 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D


Ignore my last explanation. I have been contacted by Woodlouse, and he has kindly given me his version.

Read it as 'bar tender'    Get it now?
Woodpecker, bar made of wood!!!  woodpeckers eat wood!!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Very good Woodlouse, I think our american friends will be rolling in the aisles with this one  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Here is another....Man rushes into a doctor's surgery..."Doctor, I've got a billiard ball up my bum"
Doctor says.."Sorry, but you will have to go to the end of the queue    ;D ;D ;D ;D

Don't you just love 'em   ;D ;D

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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby IcedFoxtrotter » Wed Mar 24, 2004 11:38 pm

Ummm.. yeah, I thought that was what it meant.
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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby gundam007 » Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:42 am

LOL... Some yanks can get it, I did!
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Re: Mowing the grass

Postby chomp_rock » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:44 am

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