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Re: Corn

Postby drtomkat » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:00 pm

what do you get when you mix pms with gps?

a moody bitch who will find you.
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Re: Corn

Postby Bud Greene » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:46 pm

Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*.
That still doesn't change the attitude of your statement... sort of like me being accused of a southern accent after stationed in Mississippi for over a year, although I rarely strayed from Keesler; guilt by association.
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Ya'll (tee hee), I moved to Atlanta 23 years ago from Illinois and people STILL ask me if I am from up north.  I must not say "ya'll" correctly.
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Re: Corn

Postby Groundbound1 » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:50 pm

Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*.
That still doesn't change the attitude of your statement... sort of like me being accused of a southern accent after stationed in Mississippi for over a year, although I rarely strayed from Keesler; guilt by association.
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Ya'll (tee hee), I moved to Atlanta 23 years ago from Illinois and people STILL ask me if I am from up north.
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Re: Corn

Postby H » Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:08 pm

Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*.
That still doesn't change the attitude of your statement... sort of like me being accused of a southern accent after stationed in Mississippi for over a year, although I rarely strayed from Keesler; guilt by association.
Ya'll (tee hee), I moved to Atlanta 23 years ago from Illinois and people STILL ask me if I am from up north.
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Re: Corn

Postby patchz » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:16 pm

Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*.
That still doesn't change the attitude of your statement... sort of like me being accused of a southern accent after stationed in Mississippi for over a year, although I rarely strayed from Keesler; guilt by association.
Ya'll (tee hee), I moved to Atlanta 23 years ago from Illinois and people STILL ask me if I am from up north.
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Re: Corn

Postby H » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:35 am

You did not have much of a northern accent on the phone. Sounded like you would fit right in.
That somewhat surprises me... must have been because we were connected through a southern phone line. I did, however, notice that, if you really weren't originally from southern Mississippi, that you weren't from much closer than northern Mississippi.


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Re: Corn

Postby patchz » Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:33 am

You did not have much of a northern accent on the phone. Sounded like you would fit right in.
That somewhat surprises me... must have been because we were connected through a southern phone line. I did, however, notice that, if you really weren't originally from southern Mississippi, that you weren't from much closer than northern Mississippi.

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That's only because I lived in Baton Rouge for a few years. ::)
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Re: Corn

Postby Bud Greene » Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:17 am

Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*.
That still doesn't change the attitude of your statement... sort of like me being accused of a southern accent after stationed in Mississippi for over a year, although I rarely strayed from Keesler; guilt by association.
:D


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Re: Corn

Postby Steve M » Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:21 pm

Ten words, two commas, an exclamation mark and a period all appeared in court yesterday...

They're due to be sentenced next week.    :P
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Re: Corn

Postby Bud Greene » Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:39 pm

[quote]Ten words, two commas, an exclamation mark and a period all appeared in court yesterday...

They're due to be sentenced next week.
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Re: Corn

Postby Steve M » Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:55 pm

[quote][quote]Ten words, two commas, an exclamation mark and a period all appeared in court yesterday...

They're due to be sentenced next week.
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Re: Corn

Postby patchz » Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:09 pm

Noun and again, they get their just rewards. ::)
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Re: Corn

Postby H » Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:50 pm

Some of the words and the two commas were additionally charged for showing their clause; their defense attorneys insisted it was just a phrase they were going through. The court also reminded that any leniency was up to the judge and specifically told the commas, period and exclamation point that they were to follow the letter.


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Re: Corn

Postby Bud Greene » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:43 am

Some of the words and the two commas were additionally charged for showing their clause; their defense attorneys insisted it was just a phrase they were going through. The court also reminded that any leniency was up to the judge and specifically told the commas, period and exclamation point that they were to follow the letter.


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Re: Corn

Postby Steve M » Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:38 pm

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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