Simple...

[Romulus111VADT]

Darn, I think I figured it out-

[glow=yellow,2,300] How Long[/glow]- Is a Chinese man.

Can we say

[Cobra]

I thought... How Long is a piece of string?

Twice as long as half its length  :)

[H]

I thought... How Long is a piece of string?

Twice as long as half its length

[born_2_fly]

What do you called a one balled Russian?

Ivor Ripped-a-bolokov  ;)

[spitfire boy]

[quote]What do you called a one balled Russian?

Ivor Ripped-a-bolokov

[H]

Darn, I think I figured it out-
[glow=yellow,2,300] How Long[/glow]- Is a Chinese man.
Can we say DAH!

[color=#003300]You didn't properly read

[Fozzer]

Darn, I think I figured it out-
[glow=yellow,2,300] How Long[/glow]- Is a Chinese man.
Can we say DAH!

You didn't properly read  RitterKreuz's statement.
Of course, How Long's son, So Long, could have told us to begin with but he's never returned.

8-)

...as opposed to his Brother; Too Long, who has obviously outstayed his welcome!

F.... ...!

[H]

...as opposed to his Brother; Too Long, who has obviously outstayed his welcome!

At least he didn't get locked in the castle tower as one named So Hi, known to be a most uncoordinated fellow. The keys were lost so he tried to get out through the window. Unfortunately, the ladder didn't reach the window and he was, after all, only So Hi.

8-)