Military warnings...

[john_uk]

esselbech you and your crew should get on MTV's pimp my ride. get that hummer pimped then the insurgents wouldnt no what to do, giving you the advantge to blow their brains out!

[BFMF]

esselbech you and your crew should get on MTV's pimp my ride. get that hummer pimped then the insurgents wouldnt no what to do, giving you the advantge to blow their brains out!

Humvees are too small and vulnerable for our particular job

[Romulus111VADT]

We really don't have the same liberties you used to...

I had what was known as a "Get Out of Jail Card"....very useful and we could carry any weapon we wanted and dress any way we wanted (within reason). I loved being able to tell MP's to take a hike...lmao

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[BFMF]

Very Interesting, and I bet it came with more responsibilities than I could ever imagine

[Polynomial]

They are all very true...lmao

The dumbest one I ever saw was in the back of a field manual. It said, "This page intentionally left blank". By virtue of the words being on it, the page was no longer blank.  ::)

The put that in exam papers all the time . . . just so people don't think that there actually are some marks on this page . . . but you are correct, with the words actually there they are violating their own rule