You just reminded me of when my aunt was so upset after a ride in her new Chrysler: she and my uncle were following behind a dump truck carrying a load of manure when its dumper let loose on the uphill...

Wow, what a $hitty thing to happen to a new Chrysler....

I think what made it turn out so crappy is the fact that it had been a nice sunny day and the Chrysler was a convertible. Gave kind of a different meaning to the term "brown out" and a proper reason for my aunt to complain about her stinking luck. 
8-)
LMAO, now that makes for an interesting visual. Thank God that's never happened to me. Because I'd have to look over at my wife and say, "Well, $hit happens"....lmao.