How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

[Felix/FFDS]

" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF! " hmmmm... I disagree with that,

Dogs have masters, but cats have friends.

My cats are the friendliest bunch. They'll come when you click your fingers. Lie next to you when you're lying down on the floor. Sleep with you on your chest or rolld up under your arm. They have great personalities, and I'm not their staff, thier master or anthing like that, just their friend

You have been assimilated, do not resist....

[Felix/FFDS]

The labrador one is soooo true... ours is just like that in a lotta cases....

And as for the Cat part..... also very very true!

My son has a Lab/boxer mix  - both statements apply oh so very well!!

5. Boxer: Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!  Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!  Can I? Can I?  Huh? Huh?  Huh?  Can I?  Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

[Akula.]

My friend's got a siberian husky, and all I can say after a 2-mile walk with the thing is: "I'll change te bulb if we can walk a little bit faster!"

the thing just wouldnt stop pulling on the lead and eating anything it saw (even a random glove lying on the side of the road!)