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Re: I wonder....

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:17 pm

Law and Order!  LOL!
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Re: I wonder....

Postby legoalex2000 » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:54 pm

I don't get you guys, did you read my school newspaper or something?

http://www.rmhspacer.com/FebPage11.pdf

this newspaper was released today (2/24) and has 10 rando chuck norris facts...

i swear...

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Re: I wonder....

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:52 pm

I don't get you guys, did you read my school newspaper or something?

http://www.rmhspacer.com/FebPage11.pdf

this newspaper was released today (2/24) and has 10 rando chuck norris facts...

i swear...

:)ramos

Thats right.  We read your school newspaper.  We know, see, and analyze every thing you see and do.  We are Watching :o
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Re: I wonder....

Postby ctjoyce » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:05 pm

Holey cow!!! I just found every Chuck Norris fact EVER!!

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

He even has picked out his favorite ones.

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Re: I wonder....

Postby TacitBlue » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:34 pm

Dammit, it looks like Ramos has figured us out. That's right, we read your school paper, your mail, even that nice valentine card from your granny with the $10 in it. We are with the CIA and now that you know you must be taken out. please stay in you present location untill an agent makes "contact".
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Re: I wonder....

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:41 pm

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn
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Re: I wonder....

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:42 pm

Or


The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Re: I wonder....

Postby ctjoyce » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:03 am

Or


The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"


Same here.

Odly enough Mr. Norris was edited out of the bible. Apparently roundhouse kicking Judas wasn't part of Jesus' big plan, and therefor Chuck had to be taken out of the Bible so as not to confuse christians.

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Re: I wonder....

Postby Akula. » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:11 am

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. the other three got jealous because Jesus favoured Chuck Norris's gift (a beard) over theirs, and erased his name from the bible. They later died from Roundhouse-related injuries.

PS. wow, i havnt been here for ages...
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