The perils of marriage

[Hagar]

Now go and de-mist your specs Doug

That's if it is a girl of course. It can be a tad difficult to tell these days.

[Felix/FFDS]

LOL

Strangely enough my ex would have nudged my arm & pointed her out to me. .

hehe - Mine did - we were in the beach, playing with the kids, when she whispers - "look at those!"  Of course, I get whiplash as she's pointing out two young beauties (we were in our late twenties, so my wife was still quite the stunner herself, anyway), in string bikinis, which, at a distance, they were, ahem, nude, for all practical purposes.

Not that it mattered to me.  I was in the water, without my glasses, so no matter how much I squinted, they were still two flesh-coloured blob shapes moving past in the distance ....

[Hagar]

[quote]Not that it mattered to me.

[ozzy72]

Women can be sooooooo cruel

[beefhole]

um, I find that kind of offensive...

You've found the last several quite offensive, so it was implied you'd have the same conclusions about this one.

lol