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Re: Things that bother me

Postby jimclarke » Mon Jan 26, 2004 12:22 pm

I emailed one of the popcorn companys and asked why they do that.  If I get an answer I'll post it for you.

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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Politically Incorrect » Mon Jan 26, 2004 7:02 pm

Looking at my package of "Movie Theater Butter" popcorn, it list :
2 Tbsp unpopped
1 Cup popped

I guess that would be because all you could handle is 2 Tbsp unpopped before the pain got to you ;D
Interesting 2 Tbsp unpopped has 170 calories
While 1cup has only 35 calories, OH! that is because 2 Tbsp makes 3.5 Cups when popped!!
Oh well, enough of the diet lesson:)
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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Hagar » Mon Jan 26, 2004 7:22 pm

[quote]Hey do you know why farts stink?
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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Politically Incorrect » Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:57 am

Maybe it's all that popcorn you stuff yourself with. Never touch the stuff myself. :o

PS. I got lost somewhere along the way with your logic. All this talk about popped, unpopped, first 2 Tbsp = 1 cup & then mysteriously 2 Tbsp = 3.5 cups makes my head hurt. ??? :P ;D


The packaging list nutritional value for 2 Tbsp unpopped, and then a second nutritional value for 1 Cup popped

2 Tbsp makes 3.5 Cups when you pop it ;)
Kind of funny but I don't eat popcorn. I don't know why I have some?
Maybe in my mind I'm thinking I might actually have a date someday and she might like pop corn?  ;D
Wishfull thinking ???
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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Hagar » Tue Jan 27, 2004 5:03 am

[quote]2 Tbsp makes 3.5 Cups when you pop it ;)
Kind of funny but I don't eat popcorn. I don't know why I have some?
Maybe in my mind I'm thinking I might actually have a date someday and she might like pop corn?
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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Politically Incorrect » Tue Jan 27, 2004 5:15 am

I'm still as confused as ever. Life's too short to worry about it. ::) ;)



You take 2 Tbsp of un-popped pop corn, then cook it.
After cooking it will equal 3.5 cups.
I won't go into detail of what amount you get if all the kernals refuse to pop ;D
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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Politically Incorrect » Tue Jan 27, 2004 6:08 am

They say a picture speaks a thousand words.
And we all know that it takes me at least that to even begin to explain something ;)

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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Hagar » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:10 am

They say a picture speaks a thousand words.
And we all know that it takes me at least that to even begin to explain something ;)

Aha. Thanks for enlightening me, although that was not really necessary. All is now as clear as the proverbial mud. 8) ;)

If the packet is anything to go by that product is well past its best. I suggest dumping it forthwith if not sooner. :o ;D
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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Politically Incorrect » Tue Jan 27, 2004 6:40 pm



If the packet is anything to go by that product is well past its best. I suggest dumping it forthwith if not sooner. :o ;D


If you are refering to the edge, I ripped off the box, but it was expired so I popped it and feed it to the birds.

Which makes me ask, why is it you can feed rotten food to animals and they don't get sick?
Whereas if you were to eat it you would end up in the bathroom or hospital!
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Re: Things that bother me

Postby terbert » Tue Jan 27, 2004 6:58 pm

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Call me thick, but what the bloody hell are you lot talking about???????? ??? ???

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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Hagar » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:08 pm

Which makes me ask, why is it you can feed rotten food to animals and they don't get sick?
Whereas if you were to eat it you would end up in the bathroom or hospital!

I suspect it's this obsession we have with sterilised food in hermetically sealed packaging these days. We've gone soft & it ain't natural. It wasn't like that when I was a lad. All the food was kept out in the open air & we didn't have a fridge - let alone a freezer. We didn't suffer from all these allergies they seem to nowadays either. My Mum used to say "You have to eat a peck of dirt before you die". I never knew exactly what that meant but a little dirt never killed anyone.That's my theory anyway. ::) ;)

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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Politically Incorrect » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:17 pm

Ok, THICK

TOPIC: Things that bother me

Things that bother me.
1) People who can't stick with the original topic!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Things that bother me

Postby terbert » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:29 pm

>:( Don't take that attitude with me, Fretnstuff!!!   I'll put up another Nelson joke ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Politically Incorrect » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:52 pm


>:( Don't take that attitude with me, Fretnstuff!!!   I'll put up another Nelson joke ;D ;D ;D

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Your feeble threats will do no good!
I know who he is now!! ;D
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Re: Things that bother me

Postby Peekaboo182 » Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:51 pm

i agree with the second line of frets signature! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
could we live in a world without cheese-its?

is there a reason that we live in a world of technical advances galore, but my remote doesnt do what is says on the little buttons???

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