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Re: Your momma

Postby chomp_rock » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:09 pm

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
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Re: Your momma

Postby Jared » Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:39 pm

yo mama is like a shotgun. give her a cock and she always blows
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Re: Your momma

Postby chomp_rock » Mon Jan 12, 2004 8:19 pm

Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
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Re: Your momma

Postby Jared » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:53 pm

Yo mama twice the man you'll ever be!  :P :P :P ::)
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Re: Your momma

Postby Deputy » Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:57 pm

Your Mom is so hairy she has three settings on her shaver, medium, high, and timber. . .

Your Mom's so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

Your Mom is so nasty, her breath fails the state emissions test!

Your Mom's so nasty, she went into a haunted house, and came out with a job application.

Your Mom's so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Your mom is so ugly that when she was a baby she was fed with a slingshot.

Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!

Your mom is so ugly she went to the top of the Empire State Building people yelled "King Kong is back!"

Your Mom's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Your Mom's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras!

Your Mom's teeth are so nasty when she eats green colored candy no one notices the difference.

Your Mom's so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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Re: Your momma

Postby flyboy 28 » Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:11 pm

Your mommas so fat, her blood type is Ragu...

Your mommas so fat, the National Weather Service gives names to each of her farts...

Your mommas so ugly, they're gonna move Haloween to her birthday...

Your mommas so ugly, she makes onions cry...

Your mommas so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor, and it took three hours for an ESTIMATE

Your mommas so old, when she was in school, they didn't have history...

Your mommas so old, she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd Grade-OR-Your mommas so old, she owes Jesus a Quarter...(Nickel, pound, Euro...Whatever... :))
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Re: Your momma

Postby farmerdave » Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:52 pm

Your momma's so fat when she played king of the hill as a kid, she was the hill!

Your momma's so stupid, she flunked recess!

Your momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her her own area code!

Your momma's so old, she remembers when Baskin Robbins had only two flavors!

Your momma's so old, she's written first-hand accounts of what it was like building the pyramids!
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Re: Your momma

Postby Politically Incorrect » Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:50 am


Your Mom's so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)






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Re: Your momma

Postby xFLAMESx » Wed Jan 14, 2004 1:17 pm

your momma is so fat.....

when she gets on the scales it says - one at a time please ! ! !


your momma is so fat.....

she went to DisneyWorld and got a group discount ! ! !
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Re: Your momma

Postby bm_727 » Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:06 pm

your momma so fat she walked out infront of me and i swerved to avoid her and ran out of fuel!!!!

Nice one Daz 8)
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Re: Your momma

Postby Stratobat » Wed Jan 14, 2004 9:12 pm

Your mama's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus!

Your mamma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!"

Your mamma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!

Your mamma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!

Your mamma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Your mamma so ugly we had to tie a pork-chop around her neck just to get the dog to play will play with her!

Your mamma's so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!"
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Re: Your momma

Postby Daz » Sat Jan 17, 2004 12:09 am

your momma so fat she has to sunbathe in the nevada desert

your momma so ugly
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Re: Your momma

Postby blinkat_yellowsnow » Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:49 pm

your mama so fat that when she tried to comit suicide by jumping in front of a truck she killed the driver  :o
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Re: Your momma

Postby blinkat_yellowsnow » Sat Jan 17, 2004 9:42 pm

your mom is so fat she cant even run a six minute mile jumping out of an airplane 8)
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Re: Your momma

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:14 am

Your momma's so dumb she thought the Mexican border paid rent!  ;D
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