by Wing Nut » Thu Jan 01, 2004 9:16 am
I think the greatest comedy team of all time would have to be The Marx Brothers. 'Duck Soup' had me rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes from laughing so much. 'A Day at the Races' is even better...
Prosecutor: Chicolini, you are charged with high treason, and if found guilty, you will be shot.
Chicolini: I object.
Prosecutor: You object? On what grounds?
Chicolini: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Rufus T. Firefly: Objection sustained.
Prosecutor: Your majesty, you sustain the objection?
Rufus T. Firefly: Sure, I couldn't think of anything else to say either.
Prosecutor: You haven't been paying your taxes!
Chicolini: Taxes! I have an uncle who lives in Taxes!
Prosecutor: No, Money! Dollars!
Chicolini: Dollars, Taxes! That's where my uncle is a-from!
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