by Hawkeye07 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:20 pm
My youngest stepson got a tattoo several years ago, counter to the advice I gave him, and he came home to show me his pride and joy. It was his girlfriend's name done in
four Chinese letters. He asked me "Hey Dad do you know what it says?" I replied " yeah sure, 'nother - fool - buy - tattoo." Of course he wasn't crazy about my response but just as I told him not long after that they broke up and he was stuck with the b----'s name (his words) on his neck. It cost him twice the price of the tattoo to get it removed.

Duh!!

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If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.
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