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These new planes...

Postby skoker » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:20 pm

Only a true pilot will get this. ::) ;D


I don't get these new fangled planes. After I took off and an alarm was going off that said "over steve" which is weird cause my name is Jordan. Then as I got a little higher another alarm was going off that said "flask." I was thirsty at the time so I said sure but nothing happened. As I came in to land an alarm was going off saying "blind folk." It was a perfictly clear afternoon, I don't know why it went off!
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Re: These new planes...

Postby ApplePie » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:40 pm

;D ;D ;D
Since I got the joke does that mean that I am a true pilot? ;D
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Re: These new planes...

Postby H » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:16 pm

Since I got the joke does that mean that I am a true pilot? ;D
Calm down... it's just the effects of the pan


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Re: These new planes...

Postby Mazza » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:14 am

Damn it, i don't get it!!!  :-[
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Re: These new planes...

Postby patchz » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:40 am

[quote]Damn it, i don't get it!!!
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Re: These new planes...

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:17 am

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Wut?

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Re: These new planes...

Postby skoker » Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:51 am

[quote][quote]Damn it, i don't get it!!!
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Re: These new planes...

Postby EJW » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:46 pm

Now I get it! ;D
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Re: These new planes...

Postby ApplePie » Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:04 pm

[quote][quote][quote]Damn it, i don't get it!!!
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Re: These new planes...

Postby B-Valvs » Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:11 pm

[quote][quote][quote][quote]Damn it, i don't get it!!!
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Re: These new planes...

Postby Mazza » Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:07 pm

[quote][quote][quote]Damn it, i don't get it!!!
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Re: These new planes...

Postby charlesed » Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:37 pm

Overspeed = over steve
Flaps = flask
glideslope = blind folk

told you that only real pilots would get it... ::) ;D


Real pilots don't fly giant tubes...  8-)



I got tired of waiting for someone else to say it. ;D
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Re: These new planes...

Postby H » Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:20 am

Real pilots don't fly giant tubes...
I got tired of waiting for someone else to say it. ;D
Yeah, from what I read, those in the big cockpit get over-involved perusing maps and miss their runway.


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Re: These new planes...

Postby expat » Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:20 am

[quote][quote][quote]Damn it, i don't get it!!!
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: These new planes...

Postby JoBee » Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:17 pm

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Real pilots don't fly giant tubes...
Don't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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