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Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby H » Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:30 am

want to verify any captions given for this:

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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby TSC. » Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:26 am

Petrol to get to the donkey sanctuary:
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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby Fozzer » Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:31 am

..... ;D....!

The Tri-Donkey.

The rare three-legged Donkey.

Paul..... ;)...!
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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:21 am

[Donkey voice] I fart in your general direction [/Donkey voice]

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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:33 am

"Follow Me!"

 "Park Your A$$ Here!"
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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby AMDDDA » Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:49 am

Bush couldn't come, so he sent his representative.
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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:23 am

Bush couldn't come, so he sent his representative.


The Donkey is the the mascot of the Democrats, Bush is a member of the Pachyderm party.... ;)

My caption- "There's always some ass holding up traffic!"
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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby BFMF » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:15 am

Ahh, look at the cute little cougar.... ;D
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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby Fozzer » Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:13 pm

Bush couldn't come, so he sent his representative.


...you got that the wrong way round...

...trust me!...;)...!

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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby Brando14100 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:14 pm

What they don't know is, the Donkey was forced to swallow a time bomb, and it's gonna kick their a$$!

:D

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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby BFMF » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:53 pm

What they don't know is, the Donkey was forced to swallow a time bomb, and it's gonna kick their a$$!


Believe it or not, the insurgents have been known to cut open dead dogs, cows, ect along the side of the road to hide IED's. One night, we came across a suspicious looking cow carcass on the side of the road one night, so we blew it up. Turns out that there were no bombs inside of it. It was just bloated. But all of the methane gas made one hell of a fireball.... ;D
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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby H » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:08 pm

"Well, first Sleepy Joe wouldn't get his donkey up, now he won't move it!"


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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby BigTruck » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:21 am

Cougar VS Donkey, Round 1, FIGHT!!!

(actually I think it's an RG Scout, but it looks like a mini cougar)

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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby BFMF » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:52 am

(actually I think it's an RG Scout, but it looks like a mini cougar)


Our Navy EOD had one of those parked next to our cougars. I'm not sure if it has it's own technical name, but I have heard that it's still called a cougar, and is simply a 4x4 variant of the 6x6 we had
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Re: Let's see if Big Truck & Esselbach...

Postby BigTruck » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:22 am

(actually I think it's an RG Scout, but it looks like a mini cougar)


Our Navy EOD had one of those parked next to our cougars. I'm not sure if it has it's own technical name, but I have heard that it's still called a cougar, and is simply a 4x4 variant of the 6x6 we had



You're right, the RG is a bit smaller than the 4x4 cougar
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