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Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:29 pm

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.  :(

I Got a call center in Pakistan.  ::)

I told them I was suicidal.  :'(

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. :D

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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby BigTruck » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:38 pm

Happened to me too, I filled out an application, just waiting to hear from them  ;D
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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby a1 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:31 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:57 pm

Sucks like a Hoover, don't it.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby KDSM » Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:03 am

LOL
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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:50 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby dave3cu » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:09 pm

One question first....
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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby H » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:15 pm

[quote]One question first....
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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby TacitBlue » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:51 pm

The same thing happened to me, but they only wanted someone with experience... ::)
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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby Brando14100 » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:39 am

;D ;D ;D

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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby Ashar » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:02 pm

LOL :D :D
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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby Anxyous » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:31 am

Like with Jeff Dunham and Achmed:

"Where do you get your recruits?" (for suicide bombers)

"Suicide hotline"
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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby Theis » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:55 pm

Wasn't it 72 virgins?


But who said they had to be female??  :evil   [smiley=door.gif]
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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby Anxyous » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:11 pm

Now I gotta post Achmed  ;D

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Re: Now this sucks!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:15 pm

[quote]Now I gotta post Achmed
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