Another case of culture clash, Californians in central oregon. all these quotes are true.
1. "We'd vacation down here but it snows to much." (It was a hundred degrees out)
2. "Wheres the credit card slot on this thing" (At a gas station with original pumps, built in 1978, also Oregon is one of two states where self serve gas stations are illegal)
2.5 "Do I have to like, go inside to pay for this?"
3. "You shouldn't like, carry that knife young man or I'll call the cops on your little delinquent butt!" (Carrying knives is nothing new around here, anyways he shouldve been more concerned about the 9mm strapped under my coat)
4. "Oh my god! I saw a cougar back on the road! I think it might have been a puma though, they look so much alike!"
5. "Can people around here even read?"
6. "Oh my god, theres so many trees like, I can't tell where the road ends and where the road starts over and where the trees are!"
7. "Where do all the girls hang out in this town?" (there are no 'hang outs', and when there are there is usually heavy drug use and someone ends up stabbed)
8. "What is this, a .50 cal?" (Californian pretending to know what a glock is)
9. "we gotta like carry these knives with us or else moose and bears might attack us!" (They were carrying three inch knives)
10. "That is a no-no thing to have!" (mulitple occasions)
11. "I'm not going down there! A Lion might attack me!"
That's all I can remember off the top of my head, I have alot more somewhere in a notebook, if you don't understand why one of these is funny just ask and I'll tell you.
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