Corny Trigonometry pun

[ThomasKaira]

"Blind men secant."

[Ashar]

[TacitBlue]

:-? I'm much better with English than math(s). For example, I can use the word "gestate" in a sentence- "I can't go swimming because I gestate"

[Ashar]

:-? I'm much better with English than math(s). For example, I can use the word "gestate" in a sentence- "I can't go swimming because I gestate"

ROFL, even cornier

[H]

Corny? You call those corny?
One horned horse to another, "I see unicorn field!"

8-)

[TacitBlue]

Oh yeah? Well I can do gladiator too:

"A dinosaur ate my teacher and I'm gladiator!"

[Ashar]

Oh yeah? Well I can do gladiator too:

"A dinosaur ate my teacher and I'm gladiator!"

Keeps getting cornier and cornier

[Ravang]

Oh yeah? Well I can do gladiator too:

"A dinosaur ate my teacher and I'm gladiator!"

Keeps getting cornier and cornier

I heard some awhile ago...

DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."

EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

[TacitBlue]

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[H]

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[DONTREADMYUSERNAME]

Mayonaise's a lotta fish in this lake.

[TacitBlue]

Not really a pun but the first time I heard someone say "Rattan furniture", I thought they said "Rutan Furniture" as in Burt Rutan. So I was picturing weird, curvy, aerodynamic chairs made of fiber glass.

[H]

Grumpy wives periodically effect their menapause.

8-)

[TacitBlue]

Yeah well, once you've seen one large collection of stores, you've seen a mall.

[ThomasKaira]

woman remarking to sunbathing man on the beach:

"That is one tangent!"

8-) 8-) 8-)