Toilet Humor?

[Ashar]

Sorry no joke...I just had a rather interesting fact that I wanted to put up...It involves a Urinal...So yeah...

Can someone clarify? It doesn't have anything nasty...Just something which I found hilarious...

[Romulus111VADT]

I missed something?  :-/

[Ashar]

I missed something?  :-/

Nope...I just wanted to know if I can go ahead and post it...I'll check with a mod

[Romulus111VADT]

[quote][quote]I missed something?

[a1]

ooooooookkkkkkkkk :-?

[H]

I know they say to always remember to flush -- but not flush first and go later... :-?

8-)

[Romulus111VADT]

I went hunting in Vermont back in the 80's with some Army buddies. We stopped at this very cool old fashioned general store. I went to use the restroom and they had a funny sign posted over the toilet that read, "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." I didn't follow directions and flushed anyway....lmao

The best graffiti I've ever read was on a restroom wall in New Hampshire while traveling to Vermont during that period.

"They paint these walls to stop my pen, but the shithouse poet has struck again!" 8-)

[H]

"They paint these walls to stop my pen, but the shithouse poet has struck again!"

I've seen it but, I assure you, I didn't write it.

8-)

[Romulus111VADT]

"They paint these walls to stop my pen, but the shithouse poet has struck again!"

I've seen it but, I assure you, I didn't write it.

8-)

Hey, wait just a pea pickin minute, you are from New Hampshire! Ah, the plot thickens.....

[Fozzer]

"Toilet Humour"...."with an added "u") ...is my favourite form of Humour...!

F.... ...!

Every Toilet requires a "U" bend to prevent nasty smells from emanating from the Sewer below...
...but the Humour above is fine...
...trust me... ...!

F....just off for a Poo... 8-)...!

[H]

Hey, wait just a pea pickin minute, you are from New Hampshire! Ah, the plot thickens...

The plop may thicken but, not yet so uncoordinated, the plot is not on the wall... nor my pen.

My, this is all we need: simulation pilots and their flying latrines. It's a good thing we associate with airships rather than sea ships -- we'd all be commodores.

8-)

[Romulus111VADT]

It's a good thing we associate with airships rather than sea ships -- we'd all be commodores.[/color]

8-)

Or graffiti being on the walls of the "Head".....

My son tells me that they can no longer use the term "Head" when referring to the latrine because of the female sailors that now occupy so many positions on Naval ships.

He also told me of a term they use to use when trying to make it down a crowded corridor on ship, "Torpedo coming through". They had to also discontinue use of this phrase and many others because they were, "Sexually Suggestive". I hear the newest term, "Make a hole" is also under consideration as to suggestive as well.......lmao

Guess they'll be left with, "Get your A-S-S out of the way!". After all, everyone has one of those. Granted, some more prominent than others.....

[TacitBlue]

LMAO, even without a joke this thread has turned out to be funny anyway.

[Romulus111VADT]

LMAO, even without a joke this thread has turned out to be funny anyway.

As my physics teacher once said, "It's a physiological impossibility to polish a turd." But we at least try to buff them up a bit and make look more presentable....

[H]

LMAO, even without a joke this thread has turned out to be funny anyway.

Kind of like Romulus quoted, Tacit, it's in the Humour section --- we had to do something with it.

8-)