G. W. Bush

[lilley]

bushisms, some of my favourites.

if we dont succeed we run the risk of failure
the future will be better tomorro
i think was is a dangerous place
we are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur
its clearly a budget, its got a lot of numbers in it
welcome to mrs bush and my fellow astronauts
i am a follower of american politics (well you woulf hope so...)
you teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. (obv bush cant)
it is time for the human race to enter the solar system (ummmmmmm, mercury > venus > then this round thing called earth!)
the border relations between mexico and canada have never been better. (canada and mexico, i think there is this big thing called the USA in there somewhere...  :-?)

and the creme de la creme, the best of the best!

(when talking to some new navy recruits) "The terrorists are innovative and resourceful, they will never stop thinking of new ways to harm our people and our people......

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and neither will we!

8-)

james

[JSpahn]

All I gotta say is TWO TERMS?  ;D

[Ashton Lawson]

here's one of my favourites:

'The left hand now knows what the right hand's doing.'
(And of course, he raises his right hand first, then motions it across to his left hand...)

He's such an imbisile (however u spell it)

[Alonso]

(however u spell it)

Imb

[Stormtropper]

Imbecil or not, hes still the leader of the free world.

[ozzy72]

Imbecil or not, hes still the leader of the free world

Now that is just nationalism talking, he is President of the USA not leader of the free world. Much of the free world doesn't follow GW 'cos they have made other choices..... oh and speaking as an English teacher his grammar drives me nuts but the literacy test comment is still one of my favourites Anyone making this thread political knows what'll happen

[Fozzer]

...... Anyone making this thread political knows what'll happen......

Spoil Sport... ...!

Tee-Hee... ...!!

Paul...nuffin' much I can add, that hasn't already been said!..... ...!

[john_uk]

my favourite is the
"i see no reason why, fish and humans, can not co-exist peacfully" something along those lines

john

[JSpahn]

Imbecil or not, hes still the leader of the free world

Now that is just nationalism talking, he is President of the USA not leader of the free world. Much of the free world doesn't follow GW 'cos they have made other choices..... oh and speaking as an English teacher his grammar drives me nuts but the literacy test comment is still one of my favourites Anyone making this thread political knows what'll happen

Yeah, lets not forget there is a whole other word outside the US, and they have feelings just like some of us here. Personally I think Bush is the start of a gradual slide, I cant wait to see what 2008 brings us! [smiley=beer.gif]

[Souichiro]

Well I suppose everyone has a bad day or two...or three

These are hilarious!

[Alonso]

a bad day or two...or three

[Mobius]

Maybe a little punctuation would make it a touch more entertaining next time.


I could say many things, but all I'll say is:  Ozzy, you won't let this get political, but you'll let a butchering of the English language like this pass without even a comment?

Sorry Lilly, I had to do it, I didn't mean to offend if I did.

[NDSP]

Imbecil or not, hes still the leader of the free world

Anyone making this thread political knows what'll happen

... right?

[H]

Our editor could have done better, too:

You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. (obv bush can't)

The border relations between Mexico and Canada have never been better. (Canada and Mexico? I think there is this big thing called the USA in there somewhere...

I'm sorry, I have to qualify this quote. Imagine what the border relations might be between Canada and Mexico if that big border wasn't in there somewhere. Hmmn... southern Canadians speaking with a drawl -- Foz would be so happy!

8-)

[spitfire boy]

Imbecil or not, hes still the leader of the free world

Anyone making this thread political knows what'll happen

... right?

THAT. WAS. THE. MOST. POINTLESS. THING. I. HAVE. EVER. SEEN. AND. YET. FUNNY!!!!