Plain English

[Helms]

English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!

[South]

LOL  ;D
nice

[H]

Blast it... I missed their names!

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[Akula.]

Emailing this to my english teacher  ;D

[Woodlouse2002]

I understood the meaning.

Now kiss my feet.

[Stormtropper]

I thought it had something to do with a 3 some

[Akula.]

im not going to ask...  ;D

[cspyro21]

[flymo]

i understood it, wasnt hard.
then again i am english


edit:  typo fixed!

[Saitek]

uhuh. lol

[H]

I understood the meaning.
Now kiss my feet.

You evidently don't understand the meaning; "Now kiss my feet" is not the meaning.

i understoof it, wasnt hard.
then again i am english

I still don't decipher their names. In Americanese it translates, "Two people went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. The first fell down and broke his crown; the second came tumbling after."
Where do you see the names Jack or Jill? And what is understoofing (let's see if you can render an apt definition)?  ;)

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[Akula.]

typo, fighting falcon, "understanfing" not "undertanfing"

[flymo]

lol thats a first. people makeing a typo of a typo


fixed my typo now

john

[Akula.]

heh you all know there is a link to dictionary.com in the header  ;D