How to wash your pet cat.

[Saitek]

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have
found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.




P.S
Disclaimer: I hate all forms of animal cruelty - this is the jokes section.

[BFMF]

Classic

[Saitek]

Classic

I thought so.

[Romulus111VADT]

Classic and BPB.....

How do I know, cause I posted it....lmao  ;) Still funny though.

Since when is washing your cat in a very effective safe way considered animal cruelty? Heck, in many US large cities they have places that basically have dog washing machines that also blow dry a dog or cat (although cats tend to totally freak out in them).

http://www.dogworld.com.au/services.htm
About mid way of the page, it's called, "The Cabin"

http://asia.cnet.com/reviews/gadgetbuzz/0,39041749,39229632,00.htm

[myshelf]

1: fill washer with clothes
2: leave lid open while taking a phone call in the living room
3: close lid and start washing program
4: after washing program is ran out, find cat between clothes...

yes, the cat survived, but was never to be seen to go near the washer, much less taking a nap inside.

[flyboy 28]

Sounds about right..

[Katahu]

I hate cats. They sometimes give you that look that says:

"I'm gonna kill you. But before that, I'll leave a hairball on your nice and expensive shoes".

Cats are evil. That's why dogs are man's best friends.

[H]

...cats ...sometimes give you that look that says:
"I'm gonna kill you. But before that, I'll leave a hairball on your nice and expensive shoes". Cats are evil. That's why dogs are man's best friends.

I've seen a cat vomit not long after chewing up a mouse; I've seen a dog vomit after eating poo. The wonders of pets.

[Saitek]

Yes, but us humans are pretty beast-like too on many occasions? Ever seen humans throw up after eating a dinner?  :-/ Not much worse than a cat or dog IMO.

[Romulus111VADT]

[quote]Yes, but us humans are pretty beast-like too on many occasions? Ever seen humans throw up after eating a dinner?

[Saitek]

Well not in normal circumstances - no.

[H]

Well not in normal circumstances - no.

Are you telling us you've done it in abnormal circumstances?

[Saitek]

Lock up several hundreds children and parents in a school in Beslan and within 2-3 days they are drinking their own urine. I don't need to go further - that although terrible wasn't on the magnitude of some siutations that I could point to.
If I'd been there I'd go thirsty.  ::)

[H]

Lock up several hundreds children and parents in a school in Beslan and within 2-3 days they are drinking their own urine. I don't need to go further - that although terrible wasn't on the magnitude of some siutations that I could point to.
If I'd been there I'd go thirsty.  ::)

Now that you, in particular, mention that, I am reminded of members of clan one fleeing from rival clan two to the castle of rival clan three. Rival clan three agreed to hide them in a solitary, windowless room. The door was locked behind them and they managed to chew off their fingers before dying from hunger.
A tidbit from the Scottish past.

[Saitek]

Yep, not much has changed around here.