January -
Took a new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February -
Got Fired from my pharmacy job for failing to properly type labels....."duh".....the bottles wouldn't fit in the typewriter!!!
March -
Got excited... the only really great month I had... finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April -
For the 5th year in a row, I got trapped on an escalator for hours during a power outtage!!!
May -
Tried to make Kool-Aid but I couldn't make 8 cups of water fit into those little packets!!!
June -
I set out to go water skiing but couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July -
I'm sure everybody knows about this now -- I made a public protest. I lost a breaststroke swimming competition because all of the other swimmers had cheated -- they used their arms!!!
August -
I got locked out of my car in a downpour so I couldn't put the top up -- I got soaked and the car got swamped.
September -
Got counted out on my very first 'trivia' question. But I know very well that the capital of California is "C" !
October -
I still hate M&M's... even the new colors are too hard to peel.
November -
Baked a turkey and it took a week to clear the house of smoke. The turkey was ashes. I followed the instructions and cooked it for the 1 hour per pound it said. I used a calculator and I weigh 108!!!
December -
I had to run to the neighbor's because I couldn't call 911 on my home or cell phones. Neither one has an "eleven" button!!!
What a horrible year!!
