Cultural Difference

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Cultural Difference

Postby Polynomial » Wed Jan 07, 2004 9:57 pm

Cultural Differences Explained
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Yanks: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Yanks: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Yanks: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

Yanks: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels. (or five, if you're lucky.)
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Yanks: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

Yanks: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Yanks: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Yanks: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Yanks: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby russ » Wed Jan 07, 2004 10:24 pm

Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.


ROFL!!!
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby ChuckMajik » Thu Jan 08, 2004 12:09 am

Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.


Maybe not the baseball, although the Jays did do a fine job at it;
but the hockey part is oh so true.
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby BFMF » Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:28 am

lol
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby Hagar » Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:05 am

LMAO............! ;D

Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Hmmm. I have often been mistaken for an Aussie while in the US. Make of that what you will. :o ::) :D
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jan 08, 2004 5:10 am

Its the beard Hagar, muffles your voice. My mother goes mental when Americans can't tell the difference between the Irish and the Scottish!
And yup, Aus V England and Rugby........ ;D
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby Craig. » Thu Jan 08, 2004 6:24 am

LOL funny:)
My mother goes mental when Americans can't tell the difference between the Irish and the Scottish!

LOL you'd have thought with most americans claiming to be irish or of irish decent, they'd at least know the differance
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby Hagar » Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:11 am

LOL funny:)
LOL you'd have thought with most americans claiming to be irish or of irish decent, they'd at least know the differance

:) Did you ever see Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins or Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire? I rest my case. :P ;)
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Thu Jan 08, 2004 11:27 am

Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.  


I've been mstaken for French in my own town  :P

Yanks: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.  
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.  
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.  
Aussies[glb]Scots[/glb]: Drink anything with alcohol in it.  
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby Hagar » Thu Jan 08, 2004 11:29 am

[quote]I've been mstaken for French in my own town
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby Loafing Smurf » Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:15 pm

LOL...funny comparisons.

My family has been mistaken for many cultures. From European, Spanish right to Chinese.
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby Travis » Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:54 am

LOL...funny comparisons.

My family has been mistaken for many cultures. From European, Spanish right to Chinese.


Man, you must be one funny lookin' dude . . . ;D
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Re: Cultural Difference

Postby Polynomial » Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:46 am


Man, you must be one funny lookin' dude . . . ;D


lmao . . . . how true!
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