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Postby Polynomial » Mon Mar 24, 2003 6:23 am

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?






Where is my tractor?
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Re: Tractors

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 24, 2003 7:24 am

Poly you're getting close to being awarded a PITA!

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Postby BFMF » Mon Mar 24, 2003 11:43 am

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Postby Squeek » Mon Mar 24, 2003 3:27 pm

DUHHH
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Postby ChuckMajik » Mon Mar 24, 2003 7:37 pm

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Postby ozzy72 » Tue Mar 25, 2003 1:13 am

Err, thanks for sharing that with us Steve-O! Err, great.

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Re: Tractors

Postby Polynomial » Tue Mar 25, 2003 7:36 am

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor?





Ahhh there is my tractor!
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Re: Tractors

Postby ChuckMajik » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:16 am

::) Again I emphasize my previous post.
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Postby DeepSpace » Thu Apr 03, 2003 2:41 pm

Poly you're getting close to being awarded a PITA!

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PITA, LOL
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Postby Ronnie » Mon May 19, 2003 10:24 pm

That was lame. What is a PITA?
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Postby Craig. » Tue May 20, 2003 5:06 am

pain in the ass:)
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Postby Ronnie » Tue May 20, 2003 7:54 pm

lol. I never would have guessed.
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Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed May 21, 2003 2:27 pm

I like the joke. It is good and who cares what others say?
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Re: Tractors

Postby darkhorse » Wed May 21, 2003 10:57 pm

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Seeing as how this thread wasn't all that funny in the first place, I doubt this would make a big difference.  The monkey in that pic is not humping a robot.  That was actually part of a test to see if baby monkeys could become emotionally attached to something resembling a "parent" monkey.  And actually they would.  It has been a while so I don't remember exactly what or how they were test them.  I don't believe it was a robot either.  Just a stuffed fuzzy thing with a fake head.
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Postby Maccers » Thu May 22, 2003 10:55 am

The test had somthing to do with instincts. A baby monkey was given the choice of two dolls. A cold, sold one that had food. Or a soft fluffy one without food (look in the background). Every time the baby picked the soft fluffy one, and slowly starved. (It didnt die)
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