You know you are getting older....

[Fozzer]

...when...>>>



...'aint it just true!... ...!

Paul....where am I?.... ...!

.... ... ... ...!

[expat]

It was scary to see how many hits I got......... Glad you are not asking for scores Paul........

Matt

[OldAirmail]

DEAD ON!

That, without question, was not written by a "young punk"!


May I add;

* You now have doctors for different parts of your body.
* You never walk by a men's room with stopping.
* You keep asking "When did he die?", when talking about the singers and entertainers that you liked.
* You wake up wondering "What's going to hurt today.
* You remember how much lighter gravity used to be when you were younger.


Thanks, Paul.

[PhantomTweak]

I hit a lot of both lists! You are both dead on the money!

Just remember though: We have to grow older, but we never have to grow up!

And I adamantly refuse to grow up! And if "they" make a big deal out of it, I'll throw a big tantrum! So there, neener!

Pat☺

[Romulus111VADT]

Good grief, I knew I was getting old!

Now I've passed old and heading for decrepitude at an alarming rate.

[Fozzer]

I know for sure, that whoever compiled that list, is/was someone exactly like me.... ....!

...Actually...its quite nice being "elderly".....

...you can get away with all sorts of mischief!.... ... ...!

...I do!... ...!

Paul.... ...!

[Bass]

I've never noticed anything in all those line ups (how many is there)

Maybe i should get my glasses on

[Zaphod]

Normally I agree with Fozz.. But Chris Evans!!!! I'd rather listen to static, and as for sherry, SHERRY? I'd rather drink Boddingtons. (won't mean a thing to most but Fozz will know what I mean.)

Zaph...

[Fozzer]

I've never noticed anything in all those line ups (how many is there)

Maybe I should get my glasses on

...are you quite sure that you can remember where you last put them?

Paul.... ...!

[Fozzer]

Normally I agree with Fozz.. But Chris Evans!!!! I'd rather listen to static, and as for sherry, SHERRY? I'd rather drink Boddingtons. (won't mean a thing to most but Fozz will know what I mean.)

Zaph...

Ken Bruce on Radio 4, and Mulled Wine for me, Zaph... ...!

Paul.... ...!

Boddingtons:...>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQfXkK1FD3s ......She's the one, Zaph... ...!

[mustangaroo]

That is one list that pretty much describes life after 60something and I find new reasons to not do normal social interactions. Not that I am a hermit but laziness is more of a career than a bad habit nowdays.

[H]

We're getting older the moment we're conceived...
to all that awaits...

Saying "in my day"
I never liked the statement; I'm here, today is my day -- good or bad...
Losing hair
Although still with a full head of hair, I changed my hair style soon after my discharge from the USAF because of
a female and that I'd started graying above sideburns down when 17; let my hair grow shoulder length when
reading of the murder of native English clergy by Normans (1066; the enemy of my enemy being my ally, my
Hudson ancestors jumped the wall and joined the McDonalds); now I've actually been losing hair where I was
covering the frontal gray (I also slowly shortened my hair length so I could hold a job while my mom, failing
to dementia, would still recognize me -- plus no one else cuts it!)
Hairy ears
This actually started a few years back but not lately; fortunately, my ears seem affected by baldness
Forgetting people's names
Yes, getting old from the moment of conception, I always had this problem...
didn't even know my mom's name when born; I remember most of my relatives' names but am apt to remember
females' names more often than mens'.
Needing afternoon naps
Hey! I work nights!
Complaining about rubbish on television...
My trash does get a bit full -- but, when I had a TV, I didn't let anyone sit any rubbish on it

Also...
I've always liked to do crosswords
AND..
what is Opal Fruit?
was that a maniac that drove an Opel?

[Bass]

I've never noticed anything in all those line ups (how many is there)

Maybe I should get my glasses on

...are you quite sure that you can remember where you last put them?

Paul.... ...!

What was it now, we were talking about

[OldAirmail]

The money that you owe me.

You said that you'd send me $1,000 as soon as I reminded you.

[OldAirmail]

Reminder.