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Public safety alert!!!!

Postby expat » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:06 am

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Serial killers take note, this could save you quite a bit of trouble...... ;D ;D

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Re: Public safety alert!!!!

Postby Hagar » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:36 am

Reminds me of this --> Dihydrogen Monoxide FAQ
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Re: Public safety alert!!!!

Postby Fozzer » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:04 am

Reminds me of this --> Dihydrogen Monoxide FAQ


DHMO poisoning!

We are all going to die*!

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Re: Public safety alert!!!!

Postby Steve M » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:17 pm

;D ;D It's time we ban water. If you agree hit the like button below.
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Re: Public safety alert!!!!

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:40 am

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Re: Public safety alert!!!!

Postby Fozzer » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:28 am

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/news/pl ... w_arteries

Drink the contents... :)...

...but don't eat the containers!... :o....!

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Re: Public safety alert!!!!

Postby Mike.. » Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:39 pm

Being an avid beer drinker, I saw a funny one liner somewhere that said..I don't drink water....fish !@#$ in it ;D ;D ;D




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