My lame attempt at humor

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My lame attempt at humor

Postby jimclarke » Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:44 pm

What do German military pilots eat for breakfast?





















Luftwaffles










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Re: My lame attempt at humor

Postby Groundbound1 » Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:28 pm

;D ;D ;D Made me laugh!
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Re: My lame attempt at humor

Postby Webb » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:55 pm

Yeah, that was really pretty good,
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Re: My lame attempt at humor

Postby wifesaysno » Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:47 pm

;D
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Re: My lame attempt at humor

Postby skoker » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:11 pm

That joke was Messershit... ;D
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Re: My lame attempt at humor

Postby Bud Greene » Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:28 pm

As a former manager of IHOP restaurants I truly thought I had heard them all.  That was a good one! ;D ;D
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Re: My lame attempt at humor

Postby Club508 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:02 pm

Hmmm......   I'd always thought they'd be so hungry they could eat a mustang.

If they were really hungry, they could go to the bombardiner



though chances are, all they'd have would be a mosquito.
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Re: My lame attempt at humor

Postby U4EA » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:21 pm

I got a chuckle from that little fokker
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