Golf Tip

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Golf Tip

Postby U4EA » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:40 pm

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said,

"I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
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Re: Golf Tip

Postby Webb » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:22 am

So much better than the duck jokes.
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Re: Golf Tip

Postby U4EA » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:37 am

Thought you'd get a kick outta that one.
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Re: Golf Tip

Postby Flying Trucker » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:33 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Golf Tip

Postby Club508 » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:58 am

IV!
Now four you're interpretaion.  If you think I'm talking golf terms, duck.  Fast.
If you think I'm saying eye-ve, then you've got nothing to worry about.  Or do you? ::)
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