Three ducks walk into a bar. The bartender sizes them up and thinks they're pretty cute. He says to the first duckie, "So, what's your name little duck?"
Duck #1: My name is Hewey.
Bartender: Well, Hewey, how's your day going?
Duck #1: It's a great day. I've been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck ask for?
Bartender: Well, that's great. Hey, and what's your name there little duck?
Duck #2: Dewey.
Bartender: And how's your day going?
Duck #2: It's been great. You know, in and out of puddles all day, pretty much an ideal day for a duck.
Bartender: Swell! And you, my cute little duck #3. I'll bet your name is Louie, eh?
Duck #3: No, my name is Puddles.
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