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Virgin Altantic A380

Postby expat » Wed May 16, 2012 10:36 am

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Virgin Altantic A380

Postby Fozzer » Wed May 16, 2012 10:53 am

No multi-screen Cinema?... ::)...!

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Re: Virgin Altantic A380

Postby todayshorse » Wed May 16, 2012 11:18 am

I saw 3 A380's at Heathrow last friday, 1 Quantas, 1 Emirates and one Singapore. Is this a record?
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Re: Virgin Altantic A380

Postby U4EA » Thu May 17, 2012 11:35 pm

No multi-screen Cinema?... ::)...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!



No waterpark either!  And to think I was under the impression it was a full-service 'liner.
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Re: Virgin Altantic A380

Postby Flying Trucker » Sat May 19, 2012 8:19 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Virgin Altantic A380

Postby jetprop » Sat May 19, 2012 12:43 pm

I like how the mile high club and the double beds are next to each other...

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Re: Virgin Altantic A380

Postby Bud Greene » Mon May 21, 2012 7:48 am

I like how the mile high club and the double beds are next to each other...

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Ah, but who in their right mind uses a bed to join the mile high club?
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