A farmer goes out and buys a new, rooster.
As soon as he brings him home, the rooster rushes and "gets busy" with all 150 of the farmers hens.
The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the rooster again "gets busy" with all 150 hens.
The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he's worried.
Next morning, the farmer is shocked to see that not only is the rooster "getting busy" with the hens, but also the turkeys, ducks, even the man's prize milk cow. Too busy to deal with the situation, the farmer continues his chores.
Later that day when he gets a free moment, the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out flat on his back, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the rooster's limp body and says: "Serves you right, you horny bastard!"
The rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, "Shhhh!, they are about to land."
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