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Immigration problem solved

Postby Hagar » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:57 am

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and NHS costs.

Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home..

I started to cry when I thought of Fozzer. :'(

Then it dawned on me .... oh, crap...
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Re: Immigration problem solved

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:05 am

Whilst we are being removed...

...will my Free Bus Pass take me over to San Francisco... :)...

...until I can find my way back gain... ;)...!

Paul... [smiley=beer.gif]...!
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Re: Immigration problem solved

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:37 am

I thought you just used the bus pass to visit that buxom nurse friend of yours Paul ;) ;D
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