Antony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting milk, yeast and flour from his local Tesco. He's run out of dough.
There's no such thing as a free lunch. Unless you're using the Worrall Thompson recipe book.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuffed inside Antony Worrall Thompson's jacket.
Chef Anthony Worrall Thompson is thinking about reviving his flagging career by taking up singing. Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams are said to be interested in forming a new super group, but are not sure about the name Take This Take That.
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