Australian Love Poem

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Australian Love Poem

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:14 pm

Of course I love ya darlin',
You're a bloody top-notch bird.
And when I say you're gorgeous,
I mean every single word.

So ya bum is on the big side,
I don't mind a bit of flab.
It means that when I'm ready,
There's somethin' there to grab.

So your belly isn't flat no more,
I tell ya, I don't care.
So long as when I cuddle ya,
I can get my arms round there.

No Sheila who is your age,
Has nice round perky breasts.
They just gave in to gravity,
But I know ya did ya best.

I'm tellin' ya the truth now,
I never tell ya lies.
I think it
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Re: Australian Love Poem

Postby Mitch. » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:15 pm

Seems pretty accurate. Love the last verse. ;D ;D
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Re: Australian Love Poem

Postby Club508 » Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:08 pm

;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
what a happy couple!  Invite me to the wedding! :D
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