For Halloween II

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For Halloween II

Postby H » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:40 pm

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm a little weary of the protagonists in many of these shows... as far as I'm concerned, vampires suck!


Anyway:

The Halloween spirit comes riding on a night mare.

The ghosts' recital didn't go over well... everyone was booing.

Ghosts ride elevators to raise their spirits.

Did you hear about the cuckoo clock that went out tick-or-tweeting?

A witches' alumni gathering was held to raise school spirits.

The witches were seen dancing at their crystal ball.

A successful witch is a good speller.

A black cat caught a live bird and jumped from the tree to a bedroom window sill...
     three floors up, the woman inside was really startled to see a peeping tom.

A steamroller squashed a pumpkin into a perfectly round, 6.2857142857142 foot diameter...
   instant pumpkin pi. [ps the demension given is actually irrelevant]

Many scarecrows are outstanding in their fields...
   you may wish I was right now...



8-)
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