Proof that humans are getting lazy.

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Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby hyperpep111 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:21 am

Humans are getting lazier and lazier at naming animals and here's how in 1900 Tyrannosaurus Rex, Velociraptor, brachiosaurus. In 2000 damnit this is a dog and this is a cat! >:( >:( >:(
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Re: Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby Club508 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:07 am

I think it may have something to do with how often the animal species name is used.  I mean really, except for in science or history class, how often do you say the specific name of a dinosaur?

And also, don't forget things like subspecies.
Dog: Toy Poodle, Golden Labrador Retriever, Great Dane
Dinosaur: Tyrannosaurus Rex, Brachiosaurus, Velociraptor
Bird: Raven, Blue Jay, Rooster
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Re: Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby H » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:27 pm

And also, don't forget things like subspecies.
Dog: Toy Poodle, Golden Labrador Retriever, Great Dane
Dinosaur: Tyrannosaurus Rex, Brachiosaurus, Velociraptor
Bird: Raven, Blue Jay, Rooster
Who are you calling... I say, who are you calling a subspecies, you crack-shelled offspring of a hen!
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Re: Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby Club508 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:33 pm

And also, don't forget things like subspecies.
Dog: Toy Poodle, Golden Labrador Retriever, Great Dane
Dinosaur: Tyrannosaurus Rex, Brachiosaurus, Velociraptor
Bird: Raven, Blue Jay, Rooster
Who are you calling... I say, who are you calling a subspecies, you crack-shelled offspring of a hen!
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Re: Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby Steve M » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:33 pm

And also, don't forget things like subspecies.
Dog: Toy Poodle, Golden Labrador Retriever, Great Dane
Dinosaur: Tyrannosaurus Rex, Brachiosaurus, Velociraptor
Bird: Raven, Blue Jay, Rooster
Who are you calling... I say, who are you calling a subspecies, you crack-shelled offspring of a hen!
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Re: Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby patchz » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:33 pm

H, I assume, I say suh, I assume, as you typed that, you were saying it out loud in your best Foghorn Leghorn voice. ::)
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Re: Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby H » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:37 pm

[quote][quote]Trust me, ya old hen, you DON'T want to get in an insult fight with me.
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Re: Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby Club508 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:43 pm

[quote][quote][quote]Trust me, ya old hen, you DON'T want to get in an insult fight with me.
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Re: Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby hyperpep111 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:44 pm

And also, don't forget things like subspecies.
Dog: Toy Poodle, Golden Labrador Retriever, Great Dane
Dinosaur: Tyrannosaurus Rex, Brachiosaurus, Velociraptor
Bird: Raven, Blue Jay, Rooster
Who are you calling... I say, who are you calling a subspecies, you crack-shelled offspring of a hen!
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I'm actually offspring of a human ya bird-brained creature who's too chicken too look up your own species in the dictionary!
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Re: Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby Steve M » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:53 pm

H, I assume, I say suh, I assume, as you typed that, you were saying it out loud in your best Foghorn Leghorn voice. ::)



A'm just sayin boy, (slap)  8-)
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Re: Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby hyperpep111 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:06 pm

Did a bit more research. Apparently It's Man who is Homo-Sapien and woman is it's boss :o
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Re: Proof that humans are getting lazy.

Postby H » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:18 pm

Did a bit more research. Apparently it's Man who is Homo-Sapien and woman is its boss.
I'm sure they've ignored that man is also a shortened form of mankind, male and female inclusive... only noting that man is part of mankind without the kind. We don't make an issue that woman applies the wo(e) to man.


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